Team Profile for Crystal Phallus
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Thu 10 Apr 2014 | 20:40 | Pitch 1 | Real Gamesys | 3 - 2 |
| Thu 17 Apr 2014 | 21:20 | Pitch 1 | Tekkerslovakia | 4 - 5 |
| Thu 24 Apr 2014 | 20:00 | Pitch 2 | Mediterraneans | 11 - 2 |
| Thu 08 May 2014 | 20:00 | Pitch 2 | Inter Gamesys | 1 - 4 |
| Thu 15 May 2014 | 21:20 | Pitch 1 | Puma Kings | 9 - 2 |
| Thu 22 May 2014 | 20:40 | Pitch 1 | Athletico Gamesys | 9 - 1 |
| Thu 29 May 2014 | 20:00 | Pitch 1 | Lorne Rangers | 7 - 5 |
| Thu 05 Jun 2014 | 20:00 | Pitch 2 | Hangover 96 | 7 - 5 |
| Thu 12 Jun 2014 | 20:00 | Pitch 2 | Dynamo Oil & Gas UK FC | 4 - 4 |
| Thu 26 Jun 2014 | 20:00 | Pitch 1 | BDP Utd | 7 - 5 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 1 |
| Current Season Record: Won 7, Lost 2, Drawn 1 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 2.00 | 6.20 | 4.98 |
| Average Conceded : | 3.33 | 3.50 | 4.82 |
| Average Points : | 0.33 | 2.20 | 1.48 |
| Biggest Win : | No wins | 11 - 2 | 15 - 0 |
| Biggest Loss : | 5 - 7 | 1 - 4 | 4 - 17 |