Team Profile for Haven't Got a Kalou
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Thu 10 Aug 2017 | 20:30 | Pitch 1 | Gazza Strip (White) | 1 - 5 |
| Thu 17 Aug 2017 | 19:00 | Pitch 2 | The Neville wears prada (Black) | 7 - 3 |
| Thu 24 Aug 2017 | 19:45 | Pitch 1 | Tekkerslovakia | 4 - 1 |
| Thu 31 Aug 2017 | 19:45 | Pitch 1 | KFC Wimbledon (Yellow) | 3 - 4 |
| Thu 07 Sep 2017 | 19:00 | Pitch 2 | Judean Peoples' Front (Red) | 4 - 3 |
| Thu 14 Sep 2017 | 20:10 | Pitch 1 | Barcenal (Red) | 3 - 0 |
| Thu 21 Sep 2017 | 20:10 | Pitch 2 | Five Alive (Green) | 4 - 0 |
| Thu 28 Sep 2017 | 19:30 | Pitch 2 | Les Ambassadeurs | 3 - 1 |
| Thu 05 Oct 2017 | 20:50 | Pitch 1 | Shatner's Bassoon (White) | 1 - 1 |
| Thu 19 Oct 2017 | 20:50 | Pitch 1 | Old Robsonians (White) | 3 - 0 |
| Thu 09 Nov 2017 | 19:30 | Pitch 1 | the Pavilion Inn (Pink) | 3 - 0 |
| Thu 16 Nov 2017 | 20:50 | Pitch 2 | ABCDEFC (Navy & Black) | 5 - 2 |
| Thu 23 Nov 2017 | 20:10 | Pitch 2 | Dornan's Engineering Limited | 5 - 0 |
| Thu 30 Nov 2017 | 20:50 | Pitch 1 | Grey C Milan (Blue) | 4 - 0 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 3 |
| Current Season Record: Won 11, Lost 2, Drawn 1 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 1.00 | 3.57 | 3.43 |
| Average Conceded : | 1.00 | 1.43 | 2.10 |
| Average Points : | 1.33 | 2.43 | 1.84 |
| Biggest Win : | 2 - 1 | 5 - 0 | 14 - 2 |
| Biggest Loss : | 1 - 2 | 1 - 5 | 0 - 6 |