Team Profile for Crystal Phallus FC
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Wed 05 Apr 2017 | 19:45 | 3G Pitch | The Henchmen (White) | 2 - 5 |
| Wed 12 Apr 2017 | 19:00 | 3G Pitch | FC Murder on Zidane's Floor (BLACK) | 5 - 5 |
| Wed 26 Apr 2017 | 21:15 | 3G Pitch | Borussia Teeth (white) | 9 - 3 |
| Wed 03 May 2017 | 20:30 | 3G Pitch | Taverage FC | 1 - 2 |
| Wed 10 May 2017 | 19:00 | 3G Pitch | Big FC (black) | 2 - 6 |
| Wed 24 May 2017 | 20:30 | 3G Pitch | KROOF | 0 - 5 |
| Wed 31 May 2017 | 19:45 | 3G Pitch | The Lorne Rangers | 8 - 2 |
| Wed 07 Jun 2017 | 21:15 | 3G Pitch | El Studs Señiors | 6 - 7 |
| Wed 14 Jun 2017 | 20:30 | 3G Pitch | Borussia Teeth (white) | 5 - 0 |
| Wed 21 Jun 2017 | 20:30 | 3G Pitch | FC Murder on Zidane's Floor (BLACK) | 7 - 4 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 7 |
| Current Season Record: Won 2, Lost 5, Drawn 1 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 6.00 | 4.50 | 5.65 |
| Average Conceded : | 3.67 | 3.90 | 4.70 |
| Average Points : | 2.00 | 1.30 | 1.60 |
| Biggest Win : | 5 - 0 | 8 - 2 | 13 - 5 |
| Biggest Loss : | 6 - 7 | 0 - 5 | 2 - 8 |
| Previous Seasons | ||
| Season | Position | Record (W/L/D) |
| Clapham Junction Wednesday - Spring play-offs 2017 - Bottom Tier | 1 | 3/0/0 |
| Clapham Junction Wednesday - Late Winter 2016 - 2017 - Clapham Junction Wednesday League | 5 | 3/3/1 |