Team Profile for Crystal Phallus
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Thu 30 Jan 2014 | 20:50 | Pitch 1 | Athletico Gamesys | 1 - 4 |
| Thu 06 Feb 2014 | 20:00 | Pitch 2 | Dynamo Oil & Gas UK FC | 1 - 3 |
| Thu 13 Feb 2014 | 20:00 | Pitch 2 | Mediterraneans | 2 - 10 |
| Thu 20 Feb 2014 | 20:50 | Pitch 1 | BDP Utd | 8 - 3 |
| Thu 27 Feb 2014 | 20:50 | Pitch 1 | Inter Gamesys | 8 - 1 |
| Thu 06 Mar 2014 | 20:00 | Pitch 1 | Lorne Rangers | 4 - 7 |
| Thu 13 Mar 2014 | 20:00 | Pitch 1 | Tekkerslovakia | 4 - 3 |
| Thu 20 Mar 2014 | 20:50 | Pitch 1 | Real Gamesys | 5 - 2 |
| Thu 27 Mar 2014 | 20:50 | Pitch 2 | Dynamo Oil & Gas UK FC | 7 - 4 |
| Thu 03 Apr 2014 | 20:00 | Pitch 1 | Athletico Gamesys | 3 - 4 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 4 |
| Current Season Record: Won 4, Lost 4, Drawn 0 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 2.00 | 4.30 | 4.98 |
| Average Conceded : | 3.33 | 4.10 | 4.82 |
| Average Points : | 0.33 | 1.50 | 1.48 |
| Biggest Win : | No wins | 8 - 1 | 15 - 0 |
| Biggest Loss : | 5 - 7 | 2 - 10 | 4 - 17 |