Team Profile for Sorry..... No Professionals
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Wed 15 May 2013 | 19:30 | Pitch 2 | Growlers Down Under | 4 - 3 |
| Wed 22 May 2013 | 18:45 | Pitch 2 | Shepherds Wednesday | 3 - 9 |
| Wed 29 May 2013 | 18:45 | Pitch 2 | Goal Edmonds | 3 - 1 |
| Wed 05 Jun 2013 | 19:30 | Pitch 2 | Dumpsters | 3 - 1 |
| Wed 12 Jun 2013 | 18:45 | Pitch 2 | Dengland FC | 5 - 3 |
| Wed 19 Jun 2013 | 19:30 | Pitch 2 | LSD Eindhoven | 5 - 4 |
| Wed 26 Jun 2013 | 19:30 | Pitch 2 | Fat Frank's Army | 4 - 3 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 1 |
| Current Season Record: Won 6, Lost 1, Drawn 0 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 0.00 | 3.86 | 3.29 |
| Average Conceded : | 4.33 | 3.43 | 2.63 |
| Average Points : | 0.00 | 2.57 | 2.04 |
| Biggest Win : | No wins | 5 - 3 | 7 - 0 |
| Biggest Loss : | 0 - 5 | 3 - 9 | 3 - 9 |