Team Profile for Sorry..... No Professionals
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Wed 24 Jul 2013 | 20:15 | Pitch 1 | Ace & The Swagmen (WHITE) | 4 - 1 |
| Wed 07 Aug 2013 | 21:00 | Pitch 1 | Dynamo Pimlico (BLACK / RED STRIPES) | 7 - 0 |
| Wed 14 Aug 2013 | 20:15 | Pitch 1 | FC Sood | 4 - 4 |
| Wed 21 Aug 2013 | 19:30 | Pitch 1 | Sporting Lesbian | 3 - 2 |
| Wed 28 Aug 2013 | 19:30 | Pitch 1 | Wrighty FC | 5 - 1 |
| Wed 04 Sep 2013 | 18:45 | Pitch 1 | Lightmatter Hornbill United | 2 - 1 |
| Wed 11 Sep 2013 | 18:45 | Pitch 1 | Man Chest Hair Utd | 6 - 7 |
| Wed 18 Sep 2013 | 21:00 | Pitch 1 | La Voile Rouge | 1 - 0 |
| Wed 02 Oct 2013 | 19:30 | Pitch 1 | Man Chest Hair Utd | 3 - 1 |
| Wed 02 Oct 2013 | 20:15 | Pitch 1 | FC Sood | 5 - 1 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 1 |
| Current Season Record: Won 6, Lost 1, Drawn 1 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 0.00 | 4.00 | 3.29 |
| Average Conceded : | 4.33 | 1.80 | 2.63 |
| Average Points : | 0.00 | 2.50 | 2.04 |
| Biggest Win : | No wins | 7 - 0 | 7 - 0 |
| Biggest Loss : | 0 - 5 | 6 - 7 | 3 - 9 |