Team Profile for Crystal Phallus
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Wed 25 Jun 2014 | 19:30 | Pitch 1 | Dynamo Pimlico (BLACK / RED STRIPES) | 1 - 4 |
| Wed 02 Jul 2014 | 18:45 | Pitch 1 | 2 Goals 1 Cup | 7 - 3 |
| Wed 09 Jul 2014 | 19:30 | Pitch 1 | Dumpsters | 0 - 3 |
| Wed 16 Jul 2014 | 18:45 | Pitch 2 | Tekkerslovakia | 5 - 0 |
| Wed 23 Jul 2014 | 19:30 | Pitch 2 | Ace & The Swagmen (WHITE) | 5 - 3 |
| Wed 30 Jul 2014 | 19:30 | Pitch 1 | ThunderLizards | 4 - 2 |
| Wed 06 Aug 2014 | 18:45 | Pitch 2 | Zero Talent | 5 - 4 |
| Wed 13 Aug 2014 | 19:30 | Pitch 1 | Rubber Ducks | 5 - 0 |
| Wed 20 Aug 2014 | 19:30 | Pitch 1 | Ace & The Swagmen (WHITE) | 7 - 2 |
| Wed 27 Aug 2014 | 19:30 | Pitch 1 | Dumpsters | 4 - 2 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 2 |
| Current Season Record: Won 6, Lost 2, Drawn 0 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 4.67 | 4.30 | 3.21 |
| Average Conceded : | 5.33 | 2.30 | 3.76 |
| Average Points : | 1.00 | 2.40 | 1.29 |
| Biggest Win : | 8 - 3 | 7 - 2 | 5 - 0 |
| Biggest Loss : | 2 - 7 | 0 - 3 | 1 - 12 |
| Previous Seasons | ||
| Battersea (Harris Academy) Thursday - Autumn Part 3 - Championship | ||
| Fulham Thursday - Spring 2014 | ||
| Fulham Thursday - Autumn 2013 | ||