Team Profile for Crystal Phallus
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Tue 12 Jan 2016 | 19:40 | 3G Pitch | Howard Kennedy FC | 2 - 5 |
| Tue 19 Jan 2016 | 20:15 | 3G Pitch | K.FC | 7 - 3 |
| Tue 26 Jan 2016 | 19:05 | 3G Pitch | Shaktar Senseless | 6 - 6 |
| Tue 02 Feb 2016 | 18:30 | 3G Pitch | MIC United | 5 - 5 |
| Tue 09 Feb 2016 | 18:30 | 3G Pitch | Marlboro F.C.(Light Blue) | 6 - 3 |
| Tue 16 Feb 2016 | 19:05 | 3G Pitch | Danger Galore | 3 - 6 |
| Tue 16 Feb 2016 | 19:40 | 3G Pitch | Lee Cattermole Total Football FC | 6 - 0 |
| Tue 23 Feb 2016 | 19:05 | 3G Pitch | Danger Galore | 3 - 1 |
| Tue 01 Mar 2016 | 18:30 | 3G Pitch | Howard Kennedy FC | 6 - 3 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 4 |
| Current Season Record: Won 3, Lost 2, Drawn 2 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 4.00 | 4.89 | 4.95 |
| Average Conceded : | 2.67 | 3.56 | 3.37 |
| Average Points : | 2.00 | 1.89 | 2.00 |
| Biggest Win : | 5 - 2 | 6 - 0 | 10 - 2 |
| Biggest Loss : | 4 - 5 | 3 - 6 | 2 - 5 |
| Previous Seasons | ||
| Season | Position | Record (W/L/D) |
| London Bridge (Marlborough Gardens) Tuesday - Spring 2016 - London Bridge Tuesday Premiership | 2 | 7/3/0 |