Team Profile for Haven't Got a Kalou
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Thu 11 Jan 2018 | 20:10 | Pitch 2 | Tekkerslovakia | 3 - 1 |
| Thu 18 Jan 2018 | 19:30 | Pitch 2 | Gazza Strip (White) | 5 - 2 |
| Thu 25 Jan 2018 | 19:30 | Pitch 2 | Dellview Carolina | 2 - 3 |
| Thu 01 Feb 2018 | 20:10 | Pitch 2 | The Neville wears prada (Black) | 2 - 5 |
| Thu 15 Feb 2018 | 20:50 | Pitch 2 | Barcenal (Red) | 2 - 1 |
| Thu 22 Feb 2018 | 20:10 | Pitch 2 | ABCDEFC (Navy & Black) | 2 - 3 |
| Thu 08 Mar 2018 | 19:30 | Pitch 2 | Tekkerslovakia | 5 - 0 |
| Thu 15 Mar 2018 | 20:10 | Pitch 2 | ABCDEFC (Navy & Black) | 5 - 0 |
| Thu 22 Mar 2018 | 20:50 | Pitch 2 | Barcenal (Red) | 4 - 1 |
| Thu 12 Apr 2018 | 20:10 | Pitch 2 | Gazza Strip (White) | 1 - 2 |
| Thu 19 Apr 2018 | 20:50 | Pitch 2 | Dellview Carolina | 0 - 0 |
| Thu 26 Apr 2018 | 19:30 | Pitch 2 | The Neville wears prada (Black) | 2 - 1 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 1 |
| Current Season Record: Won 7, Lost 4, Drawn 1 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 1.00 | 2.75 | 3.43 |
| Average Conceded : | 1.00 | 1.58 | 2.10 |
| Average Points : | 1.33 | 1.83 | 1.84 |
| Biggest Win : | 2 - 1 | 5 - 0 | 14 - 2 |
| Biggest Loss : | 1 - 2 | 2 - 5 | 0 - 6 |