Team Profile for Haven't Got a Kalou
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Thu 23 Feb 2017 | 21:30 | Pitch 1 | Gazza Strip (White) | 0 - 6 |
| Thu 02 Mar 2017 | 19:30 | Pitch 1 | Improbable FC | 1 - 3 |
| Thu 09 Mar 2017 | 20:50 | Pitch 1 | Tekkerslovakia | 2 - 3 |
| Thu 16 Mar 2017 | 19:30 | Pitch 1 | FC Pozal de Gallinas | 1 - 4 |
| Thu 23 Mar 2017 | 20:10 | Pitch 1 | ABCDEFC (Navy & Black) | 1 - 7 |
| Thu 30 Mar 2017 | 20:10 | Pitch 1 | The Neville wears prada (Black) | 3 - 2 |
| Thu 06 Apr 2017 | 20:50 | Pitch 1 | Barcenal (Red) | 1 - 2 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 8 |
| Current Season Record: Won 1, Lost 6, Drawn 0 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 1.00 | 1.29 | 3.43 |
| Average Conceded : | 1.00 | 3.86 | 2.10 |
| Average Points : | 1.33 | 0.43 | 1.84 |
| Biggest Win : | 2 - 1 | 3 - 2 | 14 - 2 |
| Biggest Loss : | 1 - 2 | 1 - 7 | 0 - 6 |