Team Profile for Ain't got a Kalou
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Thu 13 Oct 2016 | 20:30 | Pitch 1 | Disjointed | 3 - 2 |
| Thu 20 Oct 2016 | 21:15 | Pitch 2 | Yes Gary | 4 - 2 |
| Thu 27 Oct 2016 | 21:15 | Pitch 1 | Djemba Djemba | 2 - 6 |
| Thu 03 Nov 2016 | 21:15 | Pitch 2 | #BearSkyllz | 3 - 8 |
| Thu 10 Nov 2016 | 20:30 | Pitch 2 | Lambeth Select | 6 - 5 |
| Thu 17 Nov 2016 | 21:15 | Pitch 1 | The Hurricanes (blue) | 4 - 3 |
| Thu 01 Dec 2016 | 21:15 | Pitch 2 | Saarry | 2 - 1 |
| Thu 08 Dec 2016 | 21:15 | Pitch 1 | The Wolf of Ball Street (White) | 5 - 1 |
| Thu 02 Feb 2017 | 20:30 | Pitch 2 | Saarry | 6 - 3 |
| Thu 09 Feb 2017 | 20:30 | Pitch 1 | The Hurricanes (blue) | 2 - 4 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 2 |
| Current Season Record: Won 6, Lost 2, Drawn 0 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 1.00 | 3.70 | 3.62 |
| Average Conceded : | 4.00 | 3.50 | 4.46 |
| Average Points : | 1.00 | 2.10 | 1.12 |
| Biggest Win : | 3 - 2 | 5 - 1 | 11 - 1 |
| Biggest Loss : | 0 - 5 | 3 - 8 | 1 - 10 |