Team Profile for Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Carrolls
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Mon 14 Nov 2016 | 19:10 | Pitch 2 | Murder on Zidane's Floor | 8 - 4 |
| Mon 28 Nov 2016 | 19:10 | Pitch 2 | XLN | 1 - 7 |
| Mon 05 Dec 2016 | 19:50 | Pitch 2 | Sexy Chocolates | 8 - 4 |
| Mon 12 Dec 2016 | 20:30 | Pitch 2 | World's End Tiles FC | 5 - 5 |
| Mon 09 Jan 2017 | 18:30 | Pitch 2 | Cleveland Cavaliers | 5 - 0 |
| Mon 16 Jan 2017 | 19:50 | Pitch 2 | Swans (LIME GREEN) | 1 - 2 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 4 |
| Current Season Record: Won 3, Lost 2, Drawn 1 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 1.00 | 4.67 | 3.40 |
| Average Conceded : | 6.33 | 3.67 | 4.60 |
| Average Points : | 0.00 | 1.67 | 1.00 |
| Biggest Win : | No wins | 5 - 0 | 5 - 0 |
| Biggest Loss : | 1 - 11 | 1 - 7 | 1 - 11 |
| Previous Seasons | ||
| Season | Position | Record (W/L/D) |
| Battersea (Harris Academy) Monday - Winter 2017 | 2 | 0/1/0 |
| Battersea (Harris Academy) Monday - Winter 16/17 Play-offs - Championship - Top tier | 4 | 0/3/0 |