Team Profile for Atlético Patético
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Mon 20 Feb 2023 | 18:30 | 4G Pitch | Cooper Parry (Pink/Purple) | 4 - 15 |
| Mon 06 Mar 2023 | 19:50 | 4G Pitch | Arcelona (Purple) | 4 - 10 |
| Mon 13 Mar 2023 | 18:30 | 4G Pitch | Corpus Old Boys (Dark Blue) | 0 - 9 |
| Mon 20 Mar 2023 | 19:10 | 4G Pitch | Cowcross FC | 4 - 4 |
| Mon 27 Mar 2023 | 18:30 | 4G Pitch | Average Joes (Orange) | 1 - 7 |
| Mon 03 Apr 2023 | 19:10 | 4G Pitch | Bermondsey Cuckaneers (White) | 1 - 5 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 7 |
| Current Season Record: Won 1, Lost 5, Drawn 1 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 3.67 | 2.71 | 3.82 |
| Average Conceded : | 3.00 | 7.14 | 4.18 |
| Average Points : | 1.33 | 0.57 | 1.53 |
| Biggest Win : | 6 - 2 | 5 - 0 | 11 - 2 |
| Biggest Loss : | 1 - 3 | 4 - 15 | 4 - 15 |