Team Profile for Atlético Patético
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Mon 05 Feb 2024 | 18:30 | 4G Pitch | Cooper Parry (Pink/Purple) | 4 - 2 |
| Mon 12 Feb 2024 | 18:30 | 4G Pitch | Bermondsey Cuckaneers (White) | 5 - 0 |
| Mon 19 Feb 2024 | 19:10 | 4G Pitch | Average Joes (Orange) | 0 - 1 |
| Mon 26 Feb 2024 | 19:10 | 4G Pitch | Khaaland Canal | 8 - 1 |
| Mon 04 Mar 2024 | 19:50 | 4G Pitch | Arcelona (Purple) | 1 - 2 |
| Mon 11 Mar 2024 | 19:50 | 4G Pitch | MM F.C. | 4 - 3 |
| Mon 18 Mar 2024 | 17:50 | 4G Pitch | Corpus Old Boys (Dark Blue) | 2 - 6 |
| Mon 25 Mar 2024 | 19:10 | 4G Pitch | Ringers (Black) | 8 - 6 |
| Mon 15 Apr 2024 | 19:10 | 4G Pitch | Arcelona (Purple) | 4 - 4 |
| Mon 22 Apr 2024 | 19:50 | 4G Pitch | Ringers (Black) | 6 - 2 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 3 |
| Current Season Record: Won 5, Lost 3, Drawn 0 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 3.67 | 4.20 | 3.82 |
| Average Conceded : | 3.00 | 2.70 | 4.18 |
| Average Points : | 1.33 | 1.90 | 1.53 |
| Biggest Win : | 6 - 2 | 8 - 1 | 11 - 2 |
| Biggest Loss : | 1 - 3 | 2 - 6 | 4 - 15 |