Team Profile for Haven't Got a Kalou
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Thu 04 May 2017 | 21:15 | Pitch 2 | Five Alive (Green) | 5 - 0 |
| Thu 11 May 2017 | 20:30 | Pitch 2 | the Pavilion Inn (Pink) | 3 - 2 |
| Thu 18 May 2017 | 21:15 | Pitch 2 | Shatner's Bassoon (White) | 3 - 1 |
| Thu 25 May 2017 | 19:45 | Pitch 2 | Improbable FC | 5 - 1 |
| Thu 01 Jun 2017 | 20:30 | Pitch 2 | Grey C Milan (Blue) | 1 - 0 |
| Thu 08 Jun 2017 | 19:45 | Pitch 2 | KFC Wimbledon (Yellow) | 3 - 1 |
| Thu 15 Jun 2017 | 19:00 | Pitch 2 | Dornan's Engineering Limited | 3 - 0 |
| Thu 22 Jun 2017 | 19:45 | Pitch 2 | Five Alive (Green) | 3 - 3 |
| Thu 29 Jun 2017 | 19:00 | Pitch 2 | Improbable FC | 2 - 2 |
| Thu 06 Jul 2017 | 21:15 | Pitch 2 | Shatner's Bassoon (White) | 7 - 0 |
| Thu 13 Jul 2017 | 19:00 | Pitch 2 | the Pavilion Inn (Pink) | 1 - 2 |
| Thu 20 Jul 2017 | 20:30 | Pitch 2 | Grey C Milan (Blue) | 4 - 0 |
| Thu 27 Jul 2017 | 21:15 | Pitch 2 | KFC Wimbledon (Yellow) | 5 - 3 |
| Thu 03 Aug 2017 | 19:00 | Pitch 1 | Dornan's Engineering Limited | 0 - 5 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 1 |
| Current Season Record: Won 10, Lost 2, Drawn 2 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 1.00 | 3.21 | 3.43 |
| Average Conceded : | 1.00 | 1.43 | 2.10 |
| Average Points : | 1.33 | 2.29 | 1.84 |
| Biggest Win : | 2 - 1 | 7 - 0 | 14 - 2 |
| Biggest Loss : | 1 - 2 | 0 - 5 | 0 - 6 |