Team Profile for Ain't got a Kalou
| Fixtures and Results for Current Season | ||||
| Date | Time | Court | Opposition | Result |
| Thu 11 May 2017 | 20:30 | Pitch 2 | The Hurricanes (blue) | 6 - 4 |
| Thu 25 May 2017 | 21:15 | Pitch 1 | The Wolf of Ball Street (White) | 2 - 6 |
| Thu 01 Jun 2017 | 21:15 | Pitch 2 | Disjointed | 3 - 2 |
| Thu 08 Jun 2017 | 20:30 | Pitch 1 | Djemba Djemba | 2 - 2 |
| Thu 15 Jun 2017 | 21:15 | Pitch 1 | #BearSkyllz | 4 - 2 |
| Thu 22 Jun 2017 | 20:30 | Pitch 1 | Lambeth Select (GREEN) | 6 - 4 |
| Thu 29 Jun 2017 | 21:15 | Pitch 1 | Wup Wup in the Schlupp | 11 - 1 |
| Thu 06 Jul 2017 | 20:30 | Pitch 2 | The Leopards (White & Red) | 8 - 11 |
| Thu 13 Jul 2017 | 20:30 | Pitch 2 | Djemba Djemba | 2 - 4 |
| Thu 20 Jul 2017 | 20:30 | Pitch 2 | Lambeth Select (GREEN) | 5 - 7 |
| Current Season Information |
| Current Season Position: 3 |
| Current Season Record: Won 5, Lost 2, Drawn 1 |
| Positions During Current Season |
| Statistics | |||
| Last 3 Games | This Season | All Time | |
| Average Scored : | 1.00 | 4.90 | 3.62 |
| Average Conceded : | 4.00 | 4.30 | 4.46 |
| Average Points : | 1.00 | 1.60 | 1.12 |
| Biggest Win : | 3 - 2 | 11 - 1 | 11 - 1 |
| Biggest Loss : | 0 - 5 | 2 - 6 | 1 - 10 |